A Long Life

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1 year 10 months ago #15464 by greyhound73772
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An elderly, but hardy cattleman from Texas once told a young female neighbor that if she wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on her oatmeal each morning.

She did this religiously and lived to the age of 103!

She left behind 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 21 great-grandchildren, five great-great-grandchildren and a 40 foot hole where the crematorium used to be.
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1 year 10 months ago #15465 by larryf
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1 year 10 months ago - 1 year 10 months ago #15474 by Sarge3398
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The only thing wrong with being retired is that you never get a day off!
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