Plane trouble

flying onboard a plane is a General, a Lieutenant, a First Sergeant and a Private. The pilot calls back over the intercom, we have severe problem and we are going to crash, unfortunately there are only three parachutes. the General grabs a pack and says I'm the brains of the army, I must survive and he jumps out. The lietenant says I'm a leader with a long career ahead of me and grabs a pack and jumps out. the Private turns to the First Sergeant and said you take the chute top. the First Sergeant says "don't worry, that General who's the Brains of the army, grabbed my rucksack."

:woohoo: :woohoo: :lol:

A young Seaman deuce is standing in the airport when he is approached by a brand new Ensign.
The Ensign asks the E2 if he knows where the closest coffee shop is.

The Seaman replies 'Yea, ...', and before he could get out another word, the Ensign proceeds to dress him up one side and down the other for not speaking with respect to an officer. He spends well over a minute reminding the young man to respect authority.
Then, he says again, "Seaman, do you know where the closest coffee shop is?"

The Seaman deuce pops to attention, snaps off a smart salute and replies, "Sir, no Sir."

On a plane an Army General, an Air Force General, a Navy Admiral and a Marine General were having an argument over who had the bravest men. The Air Force General called over an Airman and said take this parachute and jump out. the Airman replied yes sir and took the chute and jumped out. the Air Force General said, now see thats brave, he doesn't know where we are or if any one is coming for him. The Navy Admiral said, watch this, Seaman come here. the seaman responded and said yes sir. the Admiral took a parachute, cut some of the lines, handed it to the seaman and told him to jump out. the seaman said aye aye sir and jumped out. The Admiral said, now thats brave, he doesnt even know if his chute will work. the Marine General called over one of his marines and told him to jump out, the marine replied aye aye sir and jumped. the General said now that man knows he's gonna die he didnt have a parachute, now thats brave. the army general said watch this, soldier come her. the soldier came over and said yes sir. the General said take this parachute and jump out. the soldier replied #*@$ you sir! the General said now thats brave!