Woman calls the police on the 9-1-1 line. When the dispatcher asks her what the problem is, she says "will you send someone out here to get this Army helicopter pilot off my lawn?" When the policeman arrives, he sees the naked man lying, unconscious, on the woman's lawn.
He asks the woman what the man's name is and she replies "I have no idea. I've never seen him before in my life - just get rid of him." The officer says "Well then, if you don't know him - how do you know he's an Army helicopter pilot?"
The woman replies, "Well, look at him - he's got a big watch, Ray-Ban sunglasses, a little penis, and he was trying to cash a check!"
