Where's the Laughs?

There hasn't been a post here in months. All you out there lost your sense of humor?

The laughs are mostly in Wash Dc, thats biggest collection of clowns ever.

Actually all the forums are slow.

This actually happened to me, recently. Got stopped by cop while I was "sorta" wandering in the lane. I was actually looking around for a little league ball field in the area where I was scheduled to umpire at. After the usual checks he let me go with this statement: I know why you couldn't find your way. All umpires are blind, aren't they?

A quick witted cop and I'm still laughing.