If you are an older senior citizen who can no longer take care of yourself and need Long-Term Care, but the government says there is no nursing home care available for you, what can you do? Opt for Medicare Part G.
Part G gives anyone 75 or older a Gun (Part G) and one bullet. You are allowed to shoot one worthless politician. This means you will be sent to prison for the rest of your life where you will receive a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning, three meals a day, cable TV, a library, and all the health care you need including dentures, glasses, hearing aids, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, heart. They are all covered!
As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now. Who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you they can't afford to provide nursing home care for you. You will get rid of a useless politician, and as a prisoner you don't have to pay any more income taxes!
Is this a great country or what?
