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7 years 11 months ago #15464
by greyhound73772
A Long Life was created by greyhound73772
An elderly, but hardy cattleman from Texas once told a young female neighbor that if she wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on her oatmeal each morning.
She did this religiously and lived to the age of 103!
She left behind 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 21 great-grandchildren, five great-great-grandchildren and a 40 foot hole where the crematorium used to be.
She did this religiously and lived to the age of 103!
She left behind 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 21 great-grandchildren, five great-great-grandchildren and a 40 foot hole where the crematorium used to be.
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7 years 11 months ago #15465
by larryf
Larry Farquhar, USAF (Ret)
Owner/Operator of this website.
The Happy-Wanderers
Casino Camper Website
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:silly: :woohoo:
Larry Farquhar, USAF (Ret)
Owner/Operator of this website.
The Happy-Wanderers
Casino Camper Website
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7 years 11 months ago - 7 years 11 months ago #15474
by Sarge3398
The only thing wrong with being retired is that you never get a day off!
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:laugh:
The only thing wrong with being retired is that you never get a day off!
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