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7 years 7 months ago #16070
by greyhound73772
Flat Tire was created by greyhound73772
A young woman had a flat tire on the interstate.
She eased her car over to the shoulder of the road carefully, got out of the car and opened the trunk.
She took out two cardboard women, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of her car facing oncoming traffic. They looked so lifelike you wouldn’t believe it! They were in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to the approaching drivers.
As she expected, cars started slowing down looking at her lifelike ladies. And of course, traffic started backing up. Everybody was tooting horns and waving like crazy.
It wasn’t long before a state trooper pulled up behind her. He got out of his car and started walking toward her. He was definitely not happy.
“What’s going on here?” he asked.
“My car has a flat tire,” the woman said calmly.
“Well, what the hell are those obscene cardboard women doing here by the road?”
The lady looked flabbergasted that he didn’t know.
“Hellooooo, those are my emergency flashers!”
She eased her car over to the shoulder of the road carefully, got out of the car and opened the trunk.
She took out two cardboard women, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of her car facing oncoming traffic. They looked so lifelike you wouldn’t believe it! They were in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to the approaching drivers.
As she expected, cars started slowing down looking at her lifelike ladies. And of course, traffic started backing up. Everybody was tooting horns and waving like crazy.
It wasn’t long before a state trooper pulled up behind her. He got out of his car and started walking toward her. He was definitely not happy.
“What’s going on here?” he asked.
“My car has a flat tire,” the woman said calmly.
“Well, what the hell are those obscene cardboard women doing here by the road?”
The lady looked flabbergasted that he didn’t know.
“Hellooooo, those are my emergency flashers!”
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7 years 7 months ago #16071
by larryf
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