Yesterday I got my permit to carry a concealed weapon. So, today I went over to the local Bass Pro Shop to get a 9 mm handgun for home/personal protection.
When I was ready to pay for the pistol and ammo, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."
Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control wackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed.
When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card reader!
As a senior citizen, I do not get flustered often, but this time it took me awhile to get my pants back on.
I've been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
They need to make their instructions to seniors a little clearer.
