An F-15 pilot was assigned to escort an aged B-52 Bomber

Being a bit bored he started executing loops and rolls, never worried about being able to catch up to his lumbering charge. He got on the radio to boast to the BUFF pilot.

"Ha! Anything you can do, I can do better!"

The bomber pilot replies, "Oh, yeah? Let's see you do this!" and keeps flying straight and level.

The fighter jock asks, "Um... What did you do?"

The B-52 pilot says, "I just shut down two engines."

and the c130 guy said he went to the back for a walk, to pee and and a coffee! Same story different players.