- On the bright side, I am no longer calling this shelter-in-place. I am an artist-in-residence.
- After years of wanting to thoroughly clean my house but lacking the time, this week I discovered that wasn’t the reason
- If you thought toilet paper was crazy ... just wait until 300 million people all want a haircut appointment.
- 2020 is a unique Leap Year. It has 29 days in February, 300 days in March and 5 years in April.
- Wearing a mask inside your home is now highly recommended. Not so much to prevent COVID-19 but to stop eating.
- If you keep a glass of wine in each hand, you can’t accidentally touch your face.
- This cleaning with alcohol is total B.S… NOTHING gets done after that first bottle.
- Kinda’ starting to understand why pets try to run out of the house when the door opens.
- You think it’s bad now? In 20 years our country will be run by people home schooled by day drinkers….
- My Mom always told me I wouldn’t accomplish anything by laying in the bed all day, but look at me now! I’m saving the world.
