Poor Snake

A old snake goes to see his Doctor.

"Doc, I need something for my eyes... can't see well these days."

The Doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in 2 weeks.

The snake comes back in 2 weeks and tells the doctor he's very depressed.

Doc says, "What's the problem? Didn't the glasses help you?"

"The glasses are fine Doc, I just discovered I've been living with a water hose the past 2 years!"