Lottery Ticket

When I was a boy, my dad gave me money to downtown and pay the electric bill.

Instead, I bought raffle tickets for a chance to win a new truck.

I told my dad when I got home and he beat my butt.

The next morning, in the driveway sat a brand new truck!

We all held each other and cried, especially me, because it was the truck from the Electric Company there to turn off the lights.

My Dad beat my butt again!!