A Wish To Live Forever

I met a magical fairy yesterday who said she would grant me one wish."I wish to live forever," I said."Sorry," said the fairy, "that is the only wish that I'm not allowed to grant.""Fine," I said. "Then I want to die the day after Congress is filled with honest, hard-working, bipartisan men and women who act only in the people's best interests!""You're a crafty little bastard," replied the fairy.