Below are some campground comments found on several review sites. Following each is the response you would probably like to make:
1- "There was nothing for the kids to do." -- It's outdoor camping and
not all about gameboys and pools.
2- ?Lotsa shade trees but they were too close to put my awning out or
get satellite signals.? -- So you want to have your cake and eat it
too.
3- ?It was hard to get the RV into the site.? -- Can't park a
Volkswagen in a football field, can you?
4- ?The Wi-Fi signals didn?t reach my campsite.? -- It's free. Move your
rear end closer to the signal.
5- ?People were making too much noise.? -- You?re in an RV
subdivision on the weekend. What did you expect?
6- "The street lights were too bright.? --You too were in RV
subdivision, yes?
7- ?We didn?t like the gravel roads and grass sites.? --You need to
make friends with the subdivision campers.
8- ?There weren?t any hook ups and the sites weren?t big, but we loved
this place and rate it highly.? -- You camped in a tent, didn't you?
9- "There were lots of insects.? -- They were camping outdoors long
before you were, you know.
10- ?The sites were too close together and the sites and bathrooms
needed attention, but the pool was nice.? -- I love your
campground standards.
11- ?I arrived early but the campground was full.? -- Really? Check in
wasn?t for another 3 hours, but you expected me to leave early?
I bet you left the previous campground at 5 am in the morning
and woke everyone else up doing so.
12- ?The Park Ranger was not nice.? --Maybe it?s because your
campfire started a forest fire during a burn ban.
13- ?Check in was slow.? --You're a weekender who got there on a
Friday afternoon right before a major holiday, aren?t you?
14- ?The Campground Hosts weren?t very nice.? --That?s probably
because they had just finished cleaning a bathhouse trashed out
by a bunch of campers who also don?t know how to use a flush
toilet.
15- "The campground didn't furnish trash bags." -- Never been to Wal-
Mart, have you?
16- "The bath house wasn't clean." -- I bet you only used it once and
that was right after twenty other campers did.
17- "The owners were nice." -- I'm delighted for you, but how was the
campground?
And lastly....
18- "We'll never go back to that place." -- The insects are going to be
very lonely.
