A blind guy walks into an all female bar, sits down, and asked if anyone wanted to hear a blonde joke.
The woman next to him said:
?I am blonde and have a black belt in karate. The woman on the other side of you is 6 foot 2 and is also blonde. Both the bartender and bouncer are blonde. The blonde lady at the table behind you is a professional wrestler. ?Now do you still want to tell a blonde joke??
To which the blind man replies ? ?No, I think not. I don?t want to have to explain it five times.?