Wal-Mart Greeter

A new retiree greeter at Wal-Mart just couldn't seem to get to work on time. Every day he was 5, 10, even 15 minutes late. But he was a good worker and real sharp, so the boss was in a quandary about how to deal with it.

Finally, one day he called him into the office for a talk.

"Charley, I have to tell you, I like your work ethic, you do a bang up job, but your being late so often is quite bothersome."

"Yes, I know Boss, and I am working on it."

"Well good, you are a team player. That's what I like to hear.
It's odd though, your coming in late. I know you're retired from the
Air Force. What did they say if you came in late there?"

"They said ... Good morning, General."