Hot date in Arkansas -- please use a vey small hammer
A young Arkansas man goes to a drug store and says
To the pharmacist: "I got a hot date tonight, an' I need me
Some pertection. How much is a pack a' them rubbers
Gonna cost me?"
The pharmacist responds: "A Three-pack of condoms
is $4.99 with tax."
"TACKS!" the shocked redneck says. "Gawd a' Mighty,
don't they stay on by themselves?"
