I want to live my next life backwards.
You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.
Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.
Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.
Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work forty years until you are too young to work.
You get ready for high school; drink alcohol, party, and your are generally promiscuous.
Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play,
and you have no responsibilities.
Then you become a baby, and then...you spend your last nine month floating
peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap,
And then....... You finish off as an orgasm.
