Not my true feelings of course, but smile anyway
How to make a woman feel like a woman:
On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The
turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is
struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it.
Screaming she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to
die," she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my
last minutes on earth to be memorable!
Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"
For a moment there is dead silence. Everyone has forgotten their own
peril.
They all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the
plane.
Then a man from Texas stands up in the rear of the plane. He is
handsome - tall, well built, dark brown hair and hazel eyes. He starts
to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt ........... one
button at a time.
......... No one moves.
......... He removes his shirt.
......... Sinewy muscles ripple across his chest and flat, six-pack abs.
......... She gasps.
......... He whispers.
.......... "Iron this - and then get me a beer."
