Subject: Funny kids.........
A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their
bedroom. "You know what?" says the 6 year old. "I think it's about time
we started cussing."
The 4 year old nods his head in approval.
The 6 year old continues, "When we go downstairs for
breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell and you say something with
ass." The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
When their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6
year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I
guess I'll have some Cheerios."
WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the
kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his
mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His mom
locks him in his room and shouts, "You can stay there
until I let you out!"
She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old
and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young
man?"
I don't know, he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat ass
it won't be Cheerios!"
