Bar joke

Hey guys -- don't jump to any conclusions here, but I thought it was too funny. Monkey44

Monkey in the Bar......

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey is running all around the place. He grabs some olives off the bar and eats them. Then he grabs some sliced limes and eats them. He then jumps onto the pool table, grabs one of the pool balls and to everyone's amazement, sticks it in his mouth, and swallows it whole.

The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?"

"No, what?"

"He just ate a pool ball...... whole!"

"Well, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy, "he eats everything in sight. I'm sorry about that, but I'll pay for the ball and stuff." The guy finishes his drink, pays his bill, and leaves.

A few weeks later the guy and his monkey are back. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again. While the man is sipping on his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. Then the monkey finds a peanut, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it.

The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey just did?"

" No, what?"

"Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, pulled it out and ate it. Then he stuck a peanut up his butt, pulled it out, and ate it!" said the bartender.

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he shit that cue ball, he measures everything first.

lol