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Cop vs Lawyer
16 years 10 months ago #2589
by herkeng
"It does not take many words to speak the truth". Chief Joseph
Cop vs Lawyer was created by herkeng
If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the policeman's credibility...
Q: "Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene?"
A: "No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away."
Q: "Officer, who provided this description?"
A: "The officer who responded to the scene."
Q: "A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?"
A: "Yes, sir. With my life."
Q: "With your life? Let me ask you this then, officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?"
A: "Yes, sir, we do!"
Q: "And do you have a locker in the room?"
A: "Yes, sir, I do."
Q: "And do you have a lock on your locker?"
A: "Yes, sir."
Q: "Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?"
A: "You see, sir, we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room."
Q: "Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene?"
A: "No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away."
Q: "Officer, who provided this description?"
A: "The officer who responded to the scene."
Q: "A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?"
A: "Yes, sir. With my life."
Q: "With your life? Let me ask you this then, officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?"
A: "Yes, sir, we do!"
Q: "And do you have a locker in the room?"
A: "Yes, sir, I do."
Q: "And do you have a lock on your locker?"
A: "Yes, sir."
Q: "Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?"
A: "You see, sir, we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room."
"It does not take many words to speak the truth". Chief Joseph
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16 years 10 months ago #2600
by utmtman
Replied by utmtman on topic Re: Cop vs Lawyer
LOL oh how true.
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