There's this blond woman who decides to weedeat her yard. She did not see her cat hiding in the weeds, and she cut its tail off. She quickly grabbed the cat and its tail and shouted at her neighbor that had witnessed the incident, that she was taking the cat to walmart. Why on earth would you take the cat to walmart and not a vet, the neighbor asked? Duh! havent ou heard walmart is the largest retailer in the world.
