An Old Texan decided that he wanted to join a church. He went to three or four to talk with the ministers and each time they told him that he'd have to answer a question correctly before he could join. The question was "Where was Jesus born?" He gave a variety of answers like El Paso, Tyler, College Station, but they told him those were incorrect answers and couldn't join.
He finally found a church that would let him join without any questions. He couldn't resist asking about the answer to the question of where Jesus was born. The preacher replied that it was in Palestine.
To which the Old Texan said.."Well, I knew it was somewhere in Texas.
