A guy walks into a bar wearing an Army Football jersey and carrying a cat
that also has an Army jersey on with a little Army helmet on his head too.
The guy says to the bartender, "Can my cat and I watch the Army-Navy game
here? My TV at home broke down and my cat and I always watch the game together."
The bartender replies, "Normally, cats wouldn't be allowed in my bar, but
it's not very busy in here right now, so you and the cat can have a seat at the
end of the bar. But, if there's any trouble with you or the cat, I'll have to
ask you to leave."
The guy agrees, and he and his cat start watching the game. Pretty soon
Army manages to kick a field goal and the excited cat jumps up on the bar,
walks all the way down and gives everyone a high five.
The bartender says, "Hey, that's pretty cool! What does he do for a
touchdown?"
The guys answers, "I don't know, I've only had him for 3 years."
