One night, a bunch of army recruits were lounging in their bunks. It was a warm evening, and one chap was nice and comfortable in the altogether.
Suddenly the bugle sounded for roll call. There wasn't time to dress; so he grabbed his trench coat and buttoned it up tight. Roll call went off all right, but then they decided to have clothing inspection. When they came to the GI in the trench coat, he was ordered to open it.
The officer looked him up and down, then said, "That's a strange uniform." "It was the first one issued to me, sir." replied the recruit.
