Two voices, one male and one female, overheard on a plane:
"I think everyone's asleep, let's go."
"This one's empty ... no-ones looking... you go in first."
"It's a bit cramped - let me sit down!"
"Have you got the condom? Quick - put it on."
Sniff, sniff ,"Ah perfume - you think of everything!"
"This is great....." (long sigh!)
Static on the loud speaker, then a new voice: "This is the captain
Speaking, to those two people in the rear toilet. We know what you're doing,
And; It is expressly forbidden by airline regulations. Now put those cigarettes out and take the condom off the smoke detector."
