A little girl called Esme Pipple was taken by her father to a séance.
When they arrived, the medium asked Esme is there was anybody she would like to contact and speak to.
"I'd like to speak to my Granny," said Esme.
"Certainly, my dear," said the medium, going into a deep trance. He began to moan and talk in a strange voice, saying "This is your Granny speaking from Heaven... a wonderful place in the skies. Is there anything you'd like to ask me, my child?"
"Yes, Granny," said Esme. "What are you doing in Heaven when you're not even dead yet?"
