WalMart

Walmart Greeter

A new retiree greeter at Wal-Mart, just couldn't seem to get to work on time.
Every day he was 5, 10, 15 minutes late. But he was a good worker, really tidy,
clean shaven, sharp minded and a real credit to the company and obviously
demonstrating their 'Older Person Friendly' policies.

One day the boss called him into the office for a talk. "Charley, I have to tell you,
I like your work ethic, you do a bang up job, but your being late so
often is quite bothersome."

'Yes, I know boss, and I am working on it."

''Well good, you are a team player.. That's what I like to hear. It's odd though,
your coming in late.. I know you're retired from the Armed Forces.
What did they say if you came in late there?"

''They said, 'Good morning, General. Coffee this morning, sir?''

Death & WalMart

An elderly Sergeant Major decided to prepare his will and told his
preacher he had two final requests. First, he wanted to be cremated,
and second, he wanted his ashes scattered over WalMart. “WalMart?”
the preacher exclaimed. :S “Why WalMart?” “Then I’ll be sure some
my RV Buddies will visit me regularly.”