Humor in Uniform #1

On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field and civilian aircraft use the other side of the field, with the control tower in the middle. One day the tower received a call from an aircraft asking, "What time is it?"
The tower responded, "Who is calling?"
The aircraft replied, "What difference does it make?"

The tower replied, "It makes a lot of difference... If it is a commercial flight, it is 3 o'clock . If it is an Air Force plane, it is 1500 hours. If it is a Navy aircraft, it is 6 bells. If it is an Army aircraft, the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 3. If it is a Marine Corps aircraft, it's Thursday afternoon and 120 minutes to "Happy Hour."

Excellent Larry. Here's one for you...There was a tanker ferrying a flight of fighters "across the pond". The fighter flight lead calls the tanker pilot on interplane freq and says "hey...watch this!" He then proceeds to perform a number of acrobatic maneuvers....loops, rolls etc... He calls the tanker pilot back and says "pretty cool huh?" The tanker pilot replies..."yeah, that was very nice. Watch this.." the tanker pilot unbuckles his straps, gets out of his seat and walks out of view. About 15 minutes later he comes back, straps in and says to the fighter pilot.."hey..whaddya think?" The fighter jock replies "what did you do?" The tanker pilot says "oh, went in the back had a cup of coffee and a sandwich, took a leak, stretched my legs..."

My nephew who is a 1st LT at Ft. Hood sent us a YouTube link call "Ooompa Loompa Dance". Look it up...it's funny...

rvgrammy1953 wrote:

My nephew who is a 1st LT at Ft. Hood sent us a YouTube link call "Ooompa Loompa Dance". Look it up...it's funny...

There's many there. I didn't see any related to the military. You can add the video in the COMMUNITY section - it's just a link to the YouTube video.

dbert513 - thanks for the laugh! :woohoo:

Couldn't figure it out, but here's what he listed on Facebook...try this..

Oompa Lompa army dance
www.youtube.com

rvgrammy1953 wrote:

Couldn't figure it out, but here's what he listed on Facebook...try this..

Oompa Lompa army dance
www.youtube.com

Thanks - found it. WIll post the link in our COMMUNITY video section! :laugh: