Semper Fi, Adapt and Overcome

An interservice manuver was being held in the field. Every one was quartered in a two man tent. No one wanted to sleep with Bob because he snored so loudly.

They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns. The first guy was an Air Force LT who slept with Bob and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what happened to you? He said, "Bob snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."

The next night it was a different guy's turn. He was an Army CPT. In the morning, same thing, hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful! He said, 'Man, that Bob shakes the roof with his snoring. I watched him all night."

The third night was Fred's turn. Fred, a Marine Gunny, was a tanned, older guy who was a man's man. The next morning they came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. "Good Morning", he said. They couldn't believe it. They said "Man, What happened?" He said. "Well, we got ready for bed..I went and tucked Bob into bed, patted him on the butt, and kissed him good night. Bob sat up and watched me all night."

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