A compliment best not said.

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12 years 10 months ago #9398 by skyking8
My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.

She was not happy with what she saw and said to me, "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'

I replied, "Your eyesight's darn near perfect."

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12 years 10 months ago #9401 by monkey44
How far before you stopped rolling?

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12 years 10 months ago #9405 by Sarge3398
When are you due to leave the hospital? :laugh:

The only thing wrong with being retired is that you never get a day off!

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